Hasan Piker crushes a watermelon with his thighs

May 2024 · 6 minute read

I don't know what the fuck he's thinking with that hair. It so clearly doesn't suit him.

But I guess when you are 6'4 and built like a U-haul and always have women throwing themselves at you everywhere you go, you really don't have to worry about uglying yourself up a bit since it literally doesn't matter.

What he looked at pre COVID-hair:

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by Anonymousreply 1May 8, 2022 4:35 AM

I like the longer hair on him. He's hot as fuck, so the hair is not really a factor.

by Anonymousreply 4May 8, 2022 5:38 AM

R5 Opposite for me. He's not my type at all, but I find him to be a very intelligent and perceptive political commentator with an impressive web of knowledge and a keen eye for nuance. I do understand why some people feel differently though.

by Anonymousreply 6May 8, 2022 6:49 AM

i'm sorry, who the hell is this??

by Anonymousreply 7May 8, 2022 6:52 AM

R7 Leftist political commentator/Twitch streamer

by Anonymousreply 8May 8, 2022 6:54 AM

He has Mary Tyler Moore's season 5 hairdo. Otherwise, gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 9May 8, 2022 7:04 AM

He has my favorite laugh of all time.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 8, 2022 7:13 AM

He's hot with short hair (thanks!) but haha does the watermelon represent a baby or something? Might not be the intended message.

by Anonymousreply 14November 4, 2022 5:40 PM

His legs seem too thin for his body…he’s able to crush melons with them thighs?

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2022 6:01 PM

Who was that little nerd in glasses at the end of the video?

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2022 7:22 PM

This guy is a total douche. In every way possible.

by Anonymousreply 20November 5, 2022 3:40 AM

He resembles youtuber/pundit/pedant Lawrence McKenna (derogatory)

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by Anonymousreply 22November 5, 2022 3:52 AM

He's not gay. He's a brogressive douche.

by Anonymousreply 23November 5, 2022 3:54 AM

I find men with long hair very sexy and this guy looks great/sexy/better with long hair!!

by Anonymousreply 24November 5, 2022 4:00 AM

His hair is so thick and luscious. But he seems to think very highly of himself.

by Anonymousreply 25November 5, 2022 4:13 AM

He's a jerk. Nothing about a jerk is attractive.

by Anonymousreply 26November 5, 2022 4:41 AM

R25 At the end of the video, it is revealed that he takes some sort of flaccid dick causing medicine in order not to get bald. I think his father has no hair, that's why he cares.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2022 10:45 AM

Wow, he’s a complete douchebag in that video. Why would he make fun of someone’s looks and call them ugly? He also scratched out Queen Elizabeth’s eyes and put Xs on them after she died. So disrespectful.

by Anonymousreply 28November 5, 2022 11:58 AM

Boring straight guy. Looks like he smells and has bad anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 29November 5, 2022 12:27 PM

LMAO. Someone is obsessed with this man.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 5, 2022 7:19 PM

Those are some hot fuckin’ feet. I’d love to smell them and lick them. The soles look wide.

by Anonymousreply 33November 5, 2022 10:34 PM

Reminds me of lust in the dust where devine broke the guys neck between her legs.

by Anonymousreply 35November 5, 2022 10:59 PM

Limousine socialist douchebro

by Anonymousreply 36November 5, 2022 11:05 PM

I would surely enjoy his taint smell.

by Anonymousreply 37November 5, 2022 11:17 PM

[quote] Limousine socialist

What are you a fucking parrot? Stop with the conservative talking points. Find better arguments.

by Anonymousreply 38November 5, 2022 11:39 PM

R32 Ok I admit it, I'm a fan and subscribed to his youtube. I can't get enough of him. I learn from his arguments and aspire to become a socialist millionaire too.

by Anonymousreply 39November 6, 2022 8:34 AM

Total brocialist douchebag. Can never be wrong about anything.

by Anonymousreply 41November 6, 2022 8:47 AM

[quote]I would surely enjoy his taint smell.

What do you think it smells like?

by Anonymousreply 43November 6, 2022 12:03 PM

He looks like the guy who gets arrested for killing his wife or girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 45November 7, 2022 10:42 PM

Do some of you wish that this would have happened to him?

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by Anonymousreply 46November 25, 2022 5:23 PM

He still tries his hardest to appeal to the 15 year old girls gaze. I think he's very suspicious.

by Anonymousreply 47November 25, 2022 6:06 PM

He was way hotter with short hair. His aspie personality is a major turn off though.

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2022 6:36 PM

R46, what happened there? Her water broke?

by Anonymousreply 49November 25, 2022 8:13 PM

He is hot, but he is pro-trans, which is a massive turnoff! He also says gay rights is the reason why one should support "trans rights", aka, "mutilation, cross sex hormone "healthcare", and pronoun bullshit".

Very low IQ guy.

by Anonymousreply 52November 29, 2022 1:02 AM

Lmao!!

He doesn't actually believe anything he says. He knows he makes his money off of his looks and that his core base is 15 year old children. I doubt he actually cares about the trans one way or the other.

by Anonymousreply 53November 29, 2022 6:36 PM

Of course he believes it. He believes black people should steal and no one should pay back student loans.

by Anonymousreply 54November 29, 2022 7:36 PM

[quote] satanic child porn ad campaign

R50 Blockd't

by Anonymousreply 55November 29, 2022 7:45 PM

He has a good sense for fashion

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by Anonymousreply 56December 5, 2022 8:43 PM

Shut up eldergays! You would his hole in a nanosecond!

by Anonymousreply 57December 5, 2022 8:46 PM

The longer hair most def suits him. For some reason, it annoys me that he ALWAYS has his nails painted. He's a try-hard.

by Anonymousreply 59December 7, 2022 1:42 PM

R59 He paints his nails to stop himself from biting them. I do it too as a lifelong nail biter.

by Anonymousreply 60December 7, 2022 4:06 PM

R60 I don't bite my nails. Does that mean that I am not an animal?

by Anonymousreply 61December 7, 2022 4:40 PM

R60 I didn't know that. I guess that's why the paint always looks chipped. Enh, I stand by the try-hard tho.

by Anonymousreply 62December 9, 2022 11:18 AM

R58, that looks like Jimmy Fallon.

by Anonymousreply 64December 20, 2022 11:49 PM

Who the FUCK is Mo Saffari? Make your own thread.

by Anonymousreply 65December 21, 2022 11:55 AM

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